"Gottle o'geer.. gottle o'geer" - out-dated ventriloquist act leaves audience unimpressed.

Dont look back in Anger

As long as you refuse to talk you will always lose.

Gerry: (to the tune of Frank Sinatra's My Way)

"And now the end is near, and so we face the final curtain, the Ra will make it clear and state their place of which im certain, will not amuse Big Ian, or Tony or even Bertie, but no, no not us, we did it our way!"

Martin: Gerry, shut up!

"Fek - this is humiliating..."

Things get tough in the negotiations "Would ya like me to bend over as well Ian?"

"Ach aighim a faighin bhan fér anúf"

Is this visibly humiliating enough?

It won't work, will it Ted?

Would you buy a used car from this man?

"...and then Ian laughed and told me 'That's OK Gerry, I don't want a deal either!'"

Hours of fun with the new one-way mirrorcam.

"This sackcloth under my shirt is tickling me"

Adams to IICD photographer: "Make sure you shoot my good side. No wait, hold on, put that down..."

I love it when a plan comes together.

Imigheann an breug agus fanann an fhirine.

Translation:

The lie passes away, truth remains.

Am thinking the word (petard) is very appropriate for Gerry

(With apologies to Moderate Unionist...)

Would you buy a used car-bomb from this man?

Look into my eyes ...
Trust in me ....
Trust in me ....

Ssssss.

Looks as if he has quit smoking - or has somebody been playing with their photo workshop ?