*Shrugs* Well, if you insist, Mick, although I don't necessarily agree that the pieces have been all that speculative.. BTW we demand to know if we can post jpegs too? ;)

Anyway, my suggested caption -

"What do ye mean, 'Photograph this?!!"

Who says photos aren't humiliating?

Shut your face

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpropaganda-shutyourface.htm

''wash your teeth children or your teeth will turn out like this''

"N...E...V...E...R"

"We come in peace. Take me to your leader ... as long as he's not a murdering Papist!"

Mating call of the Bigotus Unionotus

"WeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNOOOOOOOOOO"

Give us a kiss.

I said INVENTORY!

Paisley misquoted in the Newsletter today:

"Nothing on decommissioning was agreed with them. Nothing, not only the photographs but nothing was discussed or settled about the independent witnesses and the infantry and all the things that we were interested in - dates and times and when it would finish - and whether it will be two reports or one report. Nothing."

Did he say smack cloth and hash?

Just say no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes...

Christ, is that Mary Harney naked.

"I said your supposed to be photographing rusty old SPIGOTS" !!

N.B. Spigot - Anti Tank missile

Read my lips... No New Agreement

Colm gets my vote, nice one!

This hurts me, more than hurts you.

Light relief as Dr. Paisley breaks the tension with his famous Mick Jagger impression.

Paisley impresses with his 'burp the alphabet' trick


"Tiocfaidh ár lá"

"Paisley swallowed hard but struggled hard to bite his lip after the talks ended."

What?! They will supply a photograph?!

"Paisley surprised even himself when he got into bed with Adams."

Peter. What are you doing with that knife?

Eileen (applying Preparation H): "There now, Ian love, when that starts to work, you'll find it much easier to 'sit doyn' with people."

Is this a man you would have a Union with ?

Give out a decade of the rosary? Never, never, never!

Jeffery, your hands feel cold

"The darker side of mistletoe..."

and it's no, nay, never, no, nay, never no more will I play.. (until March).

Heeeee-re's Johnny!

My bum does not look big in this!!!

Beef or Salmon wins 3.30 at Chepstowe.

"C'mon Gerry, ye shud know dis 'A NATION ONCE AGEENN, A NATION ONCE AGEEENNN, AND ARLAND LONG A PROVINCE BEEE; A NATION ONCE AGEEENN'"

Actually can i really be sure there's a God?

I mean, I haven't seen a photograph.

We will not stand idly by and be murdered in our beds by men in sackcloth!

Peace

If god had have wanted peace, why did he make papists ?

Hey, what are ya gawna doo with that foe ta ?